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Vincent: Don't look at my wife. Don't think of my wife. Don't even utter her name.
Nikolai: Your wife is like a breath of fresh air. Not saying her name is like not breathing.
Vincent: ......
Nikolai: Hm.. I should write these down.
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Vincent: Don't look at my wife. Don't think of my wife. Don't even utter her name.
Nikolai: Your wife is like a breath of fresh air. Not saying her name is like not breathing.
Vincent: ......
Nikolai: Hm.. I should write these down.
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